i think its funny when stars make jokes and they laugh but no one else does.

Life As Mayte

what happens wen you put a whole bunch of black ppl in a movie together? a. tyler perry b. dreamgirls c. blackbuster movies on bet

Life As Mayte

#tittytuesday is actually really amusing.

Life As Mayte

up north we dont have yards. we have sidewalks.

Life As Mayte

im goin to be asian on this years census

Life As Mayte

#RaulVocab…Musical Ponderings

In my opinion, “Midnight Marauders” by ATCQ, “Illmatic” by Nas, and “Reasonable Doubt” by Jay-Z are the best hip-hop albums of all time

#nowplaying “Scenario” -A Tribe Called Quest (the greatest hip-hop group EVER!)

“Arroz con leche se quiere casar…con una viudita de la capital ” - First song I ever learned

“I’m really too young to be feeling this old…” - Drake

Sometimes I should really listen 2 myself.. N other times I should say “self, shut the f*%# up”. *smh*

Assassin’s Life

When life gets shitty I just gotta remember the smell will eventually fade.

Assassin’s Life

Some people come in n out of ur life.. But u never get tired of it.

Assassin’s Life

So not appreciating this lady eating this hoagie right by me! It stinks! Go away! Ugh

Assassin’s Life

Fuck it. And you.

Assassin’s Life

#RaulVocab…Deep Thoughts Edition

Yes folks…my life for your personal entertainment !!!! I’m 6”2, 300 plus pounds of entertainment!!!!!

Me with a giant onesie on :) #horriblevisuals

Just ate grilled salami slices with red bell peppers and romain lettuce with a cup of green tea and honey. Not going to New Paltz #toolazy

Colegas del negocio de la musica: Let’s do music folks….music….Let’s fall back on the gimmicks and give our music credibility shall we?

Just read that 1 in 6 Americans are infected with herpes. Holy Granola Bar !!! WOW !!!!

I’m on a ” Que se Joda To’ ” diet for the summer….meaning if there’s something that looks good, i’m eating it….QUE SE JODA TO’ !!!

Fellas, am I the only man that finds Rachel Ray so attractive ????

if you knew all the things I did or didn’t do…would you still be so proud of me?

Fresh Reflections

4,306 tweets later i dont kno wut a tweet deck is.

Life as Mayte

i judge all people who have apostrophes in their first name. why is your name natash’a. what purpose does that serve? explain.

Life as Mayte